Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Onion Is A Vegetable After My Own Heart

As usual, The Onion is the only mainstream news outlet I can relate to:
Calling the situation "none of our business" and "not worth a second of our time, quite frankly," a responsible and thoughtful U.S. populace uniformly decided this week to ignore Charlie Sheen's recent outbursts, saying they had far more important things to focus on than a sitcom actor's personal troubles.

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